crochet:: best christmas pasties. ever.

Is making pasties for your mom just creepy?  Well, you kinda have to know my Mom.

It all started with an off-the-cuff remark she made back in May or June-ish.  My Dad was the one that thought the joke was so funny he insisted that I HAD to make them.  There was even talk of sewing them to her old nightgown and wrapping them for Christmas.  So that’s what we did.

Gawd I love my family.


Hilarity ensued.

That is all.

(at least that’s all I can share, because the jokes went even further off the deep-end from there)

PS to Jill~yes, you can have the pattern if you REALLY feel the need to make a pair, I won’t judge.

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10 thoughts on “crochet:: best christmas pasties. ever.”

  1. You tease us all week about the pasties and now you aren’t sharing the pattern? I know of several ladies I would love to give these to as a joke…just think what fun at a bridal shower…


    1. Oh Diana! I really didn’t think anyone would actually want the pattern 🙂 But if you think they look hookerish enough, I will be HAPPY to share the free pattern. Since it’s Christmas and all, give me a bit and I will type them up and post them. (and yes, I think they would be awesome for a shower gift!) Merry Christmas chica!


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