North American white-tailed deer possess ninja skills.
Apparently, they must also be myopic.
Because the one I met briefly yesterday morning on the way to work did not see my bumper sticker.
How else did he not realize that I am in fact, a badass?
Or maybe he did, because he punked out and left without giving me his insurance information so I could send him the bill…and a piece of my mind.
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